We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks
We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks
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Editor; I was VERY disappointed that there was no crossword puzzle but especially NO sudoku under the jokes. Don't forget them in the future publications each week. It keeps our mind active. Sharon Sarles Stockton Editor’s Note: We’re sorry about that. It tends to happen each year with our special sections due to how tight the paper gets. But we know how popular they are, and will do our best to make sure you never miss them. Dan; I remember that you have often referred to your paper as “building scrapbooks.” That certainly came true for me....
This past winter, Timber Lake Playhouse invited local high school art clubs to submit drawings for murals on the wall behind The Lake Stage. Two murals were chosen to for the project. One was a depiction of the Comedy/Tragedy Masks designed by Aden Stallings. The second was designed by Allison Duggan of two figures and a microphone "performing since 1961". The students spent two days at the Playhouse creating the murals. Students participating were Aden Stallings, Ella Gilmore, Allison Gilmore,...
SSM Health Monroe Hospital has presented the Freeport Student Garden with a donation of $3,300. The gift will cover the startup costs for Freeport Student Garden's expansion of their Community Supported Agriculture (CSA) program with the goal to offer produce shares to 20 Freeport School District families who face food insecurity. "We are excited to support the Freeport Student Garden as they expand their current programs to assist their classmates," expressed Rebecca Bordner, SSM Health Monroe...
Strawberry season is upon us, and fresh-picked strawberries are great! These sweet berries are rich in vitamin C, fiber, and antioxidants. If you have a bumper crop and want to enjoy the delectable tastes of these summer berries year-round, try preserving them. Nothing tastes better than homemade strawberry jam unless you try making apple jelly, pear preserves, or peach marmalade. Making jelly and jam from fresh produce is an easy food preservation method requiring only fruit, sugar, pectin,...
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan brought forth Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan...
With Dan off on his cruise of the Greek Islands, we ran across this old column that we had forgotten about – but giggled again once we read it. So, we felt the need to reprint it, because … well … it’s still fun to marvel over how stupid those “superior” Chicagoans can be … Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Everybody has their own favorite way of getting through and around Chicago. Personally, I prefer the Kennedy to the Dan Ryan to the Skyway. But there is also 290 in to the Ryan,...
At 7:00 pm on June 20th the Eagle Nature Foundation (ENF) and the Apple River State Bank (ARSB) will be sponsoring a three person magic show in the Apple River Event Center as a fund raiser for the Eagle Nature Foundation. The three persons are the three magicians from Jo Daviess County, who will be donating their time to help ENF raise needed funds to study the Bald Eagle, are Jim McCrea, P.T. Murphy and David Sigafus. This show was postponed from its original date this winter because of bad...
I try not to laugh at my own dad jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious. Dad jokes are how eyeroll. My dad told me that evil chickens lay deviled eggs. My wife is really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right. When does a joke become a dad joke … when it becomes apparent. What did the nose say to the finger … stop picking on me. I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off. When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no at...
Students will have new options among the 70-plus programs offered at Highland Community College this year. Whether students follow a transfer pathway or prepare for a trade to get them directly into the workforce, they will find possibilities with certificates, degrees, and emphasis areas. Programs coming this year include a Cannabis Studies certificate, Marketing and Small Business Management/Entrepreneurship certificates, associate’s degrees, and emphasis areas to major in Mathematics Education or Science Education. The certificate program i...
Fehr Graham, an Illinois-based engineering and environmental firm, is thrilled to announce a strategic partnership with Trilon Group, a family of infrastructure consulting businesses. The partnership gives Fehr Graham additional capital and resources to expand its services and better serve clients. Founded in 1973, Fehr Graham is a leading provider of engineering and environmental consulting services to public and private entities throughout the Midwest. Fehr Graham’s long-term growth goals can be better achieved with a strong, w...
Citizens State Bank, with locations in Lena, Stockton, and Freeport, awards $500 college scholarships to local graduating high school seniors who have displayed excellence in academic achievement, community service, and extracurricular activities. "CSB is honored to award scholarships to local high school seniors, in recognition of their academic work, and time spent giving back to their local communities and organizations, which is something we are passionate about ourselves." said Citizens State Bank President and CEO, Amy Baker. "As we...
For the first time, kids and their parents in Mount Carroll got introduced to the All Our Kids (AOK) Network that has been operating in Stephenson County for many years. The AOK Network is a community collaboration currently consisting of 33 service providers committed to ensuring more mothers access postpartum depression services offered through the Network. In this way, moms can create a healthy bond with their babies that hopefully will pay off in the future with fewer cases of child abuse...
The second annual Northwest Illinois Volleyball All Star Game was held June 5th at Eastland, and judging from the increased crowd, it's growing in popularity. According to IHSA rules, only seniors who have graduated can participate in any All Star contest. Players throughout the entire NUIC were chosen – based on their All Conference status. Anyone making first team was invited, and any players from the nine school districts covered by Village Voices who made second team or honorable mention w...
