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The Lighter Side

My uncle tried to cross an angry sheep with a moody cow. All he got was an animal that's in a very Baaaaad Moooooood. What do you call a sleeping cow? ... (A Bull dozer) Well, I was offered 15...

 

The Lighter Side

I found a way to break my dog from begging at the table – I brought home hospital food. My doctor told me they were going to run some tests ... to see how my insurance reacts. I got my new...

 

NWILDD March 2021 Winners

The Northwest Illinois Daily Drawing (a cooperative fundraiser) announces the winners for March. The Daily Drawing is a drawing for 365 daily cash prizes from October 1, 2020 – September 30, 2021 to those donating for a ticket. Over $21,000 is...

 

The Lighter Side

What is the Easter Bunny's Favorite kind of music? ... (Hip Hop) Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... (Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan) I saw a six foot bunny at the...

 

Queen Of Hearts Progressive Raffle

The Lena Sons of the American Legion, Squadron 577, in conjunction with the Iron Horse Tap in Lena is running a progressive Queen of Hearts Raffle to benefit various Veterans causes in Lena and...

 

Bravo Broncos

Ever since the Covid pandemic shut down everything, theatrical performances at schools were shut down. But last weekend, Orangeville High School was the first to "raise the curtain" on the stage with...

 

The Lighter Side

I know they say that June 20th is the longest day of the year, but those days when the relatives come for barbecue just seem longer. I could be a morning person ... if morning happened around noon....

 

The Lighter Side

If you wear your jeans for five straight days, they become all baggy and it looks like you're losing weight. You don't need to carry a gun for protection, just carry a fork. Then if someone tries to r...

 

The Lighter Side

Pick Up Lines You may, or may not, want to use ... Dang girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Hey, my name...

 

The Lighter Side

You know you've been cooped up for too long when you keep a telemarketer on the phone, and then thank them for calling. When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper?...

 

The Lighter Side

The reason you never see elephants hiding in trees is because they're so good at it. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket ... you can hide, but you can't run. Atheism is a...

 

Mighty Richland Players Dessert Theater Celebrates 20th Anniversary

The Mighty Richland Players Dessert Theater (MRPDT) in Orangeville have announced their 2021 20th Anniversary season. Their plan is to perform three shows this year, including a world-premier....

 

The Lighter Side

I'm spending Valentine's Day with my true love ... food. Women refer to it as Valentine's Day ... Men have another name for it ... Extortion Day. Valentine's Day is just a harsh reminder that I am for...

 

The Lighter Side

Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home! I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed...

 

The Lighter Side

What Comes Out Of The Mouths Of Kids ... "My name is Liz. Short for Lizard. NOT Elizabeth." I was frustrated while working on my computer the other day, and my three year old daughter says," Why don't...

 

NWILDD Winners

The Daily Drawing is a drawing for 365 daily cash prizes from October 1, 2020 – September 30, 2021 to those donating for a ticket. Over $21,000 is paid out to ticket holders during the drawing year. Cash prizes vary between $50 and $250. A ticket...

 

The Lighter Side

Yesterday I saw a man spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, "What's the word on the street?" A ham sandwich walked into a bar and ordered a beer, but the bartender said, "Sorry,...

 

Open Hike Night

In place of our traditional Bonfire on the Bluff event, the Jo Daviess Conservation Foundation (JDCF) invites the public to an open hike night at the Casper Bluff Land & Water Reserve on January...

 

Pigskin Picks Final Standings

All of the sheets have been graded – but we still have the College Football Championship to factor in – and that was scheduled to take place after we had to go to press. However, the top five...

 

The Lighter Side

I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine because it also makes Viagra. If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living. My New Year resolution was to lose weight. So far I've lost my motivati...

 

The Lighter Side

Dear Santa; I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty this year, and it was worth it. Dear Santa; I have been very good for the last week or so. Let's focus on that. Dear Santa; Can we bring...

 

A Year In The Life Of The County Fair

For over 150 years, the Stephenson County Fair has been a major summertime event featuring agriculture, exhibits, competitions, entertainment and an educational awareness and experience for young and...

 

The Lighter Side

Sure, sure, being on the nice list might get you more presents, but I can tell you that being on the naughty list has its' own rewards. On the first day of the new term, Bob & Sally got a note...

 

Voices Snowman Contest

Ok, nobody is really looking forward to it, but we all know that winter – and snow – is on the way. Well, with everyone stuck at home for the most part, we thought of a new contest for our...

 

Berberet Launches Debut Novel

Freeport alderperson and retired executive, James Berberet, published his first novel in early November available in both paperback and eBook. His novel, Quest for the Pulitzer, is a story about the future of Illinois, what it could become, if...

 

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