I try not to laugh at my own dad jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.
Dad jokes are how eyeroll.
My dad told me that evil chickens lay deviled eggs.
My wife is really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right.
When does a joke become a dad joke … when it becomes apparent.
What did the nose say to the finger … stop picking on me.
I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
You should always knock on th...