Some of you may find this hard to believe, but I've never been a role model when it comes to fashion.
Recognizing one's limitations is a good thing, and trust me - in the world of fashionable clothing, and looking one's best ... well ... I kinda got left off at the plaid and paisley aisle.
Apparently, my fashion sense was never a factor in trying to woo my wife - which is a good thing, seeing how I don't have any.
In fact, there are a couple of humorous - at least in her eyes - stories about my inability to realize that a fish tie and white dress shirt shouldn't be worn at the same time...