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Just in case you haven’t noticed, I am a fat man.

And speaking for all fat men around the world, there are certain priorities we hold – especially when going on vacation.

Now, before I get into all of this, I need to say – for the record – I am extremely happy I went on vacation last week. I needed the break, and had never been to Europe – an item on my bucket list. Venice is amazing! And … it truly kicked me in the butt – HARD – but, I made it all the way to the top of the Acropolis in Greece. Got a photo in front of the Parthenon, and wasn’t arrested. (It’s illegal t...