I’m beginning to doubt education.
I was pondering nothing while sitting on the throne the other day … yes, that throne – when suddenly it hit me: I was lied to in school.
I mean, if you were anything like me, they told us back in our High School science classes that the waves on the ocean were caused by the wind, the weather and the gravitational pull of the moon.
But that doesn’t make sense when you think about. Because no matter what side of the ocean you’re on, the waves are always coming towards you. So, that means that there must be something in the middle of the ocean tha...