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“Hand over your Man Card!”

Several people have told me that – from my cousin to Barry Homan to Rhett Roethe … and for those of you who do not know what I’m talking about, let me explain.

You see, my wife and I have very different hobbies and tastes. Whenever we go out to a restaurant for a nice meal, they will hand me the steak and beer, and put the fried shrimp and Diet Coke in front of my wife … which always leads to us then having to trade.

The point being, I love fried shrimp and Diet Coke, while my wife would always rather have a steak.

Basically, the stereotypical male...