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Lighter Side

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer – Ace Ventura Pet Detective

The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last – Willy Wonka

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves – Robin Williams

If you can’t be kind, at least be vague – Judith Martin

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more – Oscar Wilde

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them – Rodney Dangerfield

Instant gratification takes too long – Carrie Fisher

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you�...

 

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