When you study history, you realize that people have been this stupid for thousands of years.
The pyramids are in Egypt because they were too heavy to steal and put in a British museum.
Talk about a Cola War … In the early 1990s, Pepsi owned 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate and a destroyer, all because of a deal with the Soviet Union to trade soda for military equipment.
Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house, then claiming it as your own.
True fact – George Washington had to walk home from his own inauguration party because the streets were too packed for a carria...