Lighter Side

Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence … a life sentence.

My husband thinks I’m crazy, but I’m not the one who married me.

Marriage is always having someone to pity laugh at your jokes.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

I asked my mom what marriage is, and she told me it’s a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was “Always”.

It doesn’t matter how many times a married man changes his job; he will always end up with the same b...