Lighter Side

Would you kindly repeat for the judge, who is a lawyer … and for your attorney, who is a lawyer, the lawyer joke that caused my client to punch you in the mouth.

The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.

In the future, please say “I object” rather than, “That’s total b.s.”

Every time lawyers start telling their old jokes, they end up arguing over copyright infringement.

I think I’m in trouble. My lawyer told me if I want justice, it’s $200 an hour, but if I want obstruction of justice, that would be a...