Lighter Side

Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with photoshop.

These hospital robes let my butt hang out, so I guess now I know why they call it the ICU.

I knew I was in trouble when the nurse was taking my temperature and asked her partner how do you tell the difference between the oral and rectal thermometers.

My surgery was so expensive that they installed a GPS system so their billing department would always be able to find me.

I’m sorry Mr. Stevens but you caught a virus from your computer and we had to erase your brain. I hope you have a backup copy.

The nurse told me to try and ge...