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Dating should be like buying a car … I should get to talk to the previous owners.

If my relationships were any more of a joke, I’d be dating the chicken that crossed the road.

I don’t need to look at more data. What I’m feeling about you is already statistically significant.

Online dating helps me meet and break up with someone without ever leaving the house.

My girlfriend would be so much more likeable if it wasn’t for that hole in her face that noises come out of.

I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see you every day.

Going on a blind date is tha...


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