It’s official. The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.
If you’re a friend with stupid people, you feel like a genius all the time.
When I asked “How stupid can you be?” That wasn’t a challenge.
Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.
Just remember, stupid people were put on the earth to test our anger management skills.
Scientists say the world is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons … they forgot to mention Morons.
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