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Lighter Side

Our town is so small we don’t have a town drunk, so we all take turns.

People think living in the city is exciting because there are so many more ways to die there.

In the country, being stuck behind a tractor is a totally legitimate reason for being late to work.

City folks think a possum is a flat animal that likes to sleep in roads.

Walking the streets of a small town, you stop to talk to the lone person you might run into. Walking the streets of a big city, you make more eye contact with dog’s than people.

Country High Schools tend to have more pickup trucks in the parking lot than...


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