Lighter Side

Why is it that when you blow in your dog’s face he gets mad. But when he’s riding in the car, he sticks his head out the window?

The only way to stop a dog from barking in your front yard, is to put him in the backyard.

Damn it. My email password got hacked again. So, I have to change my password. That makes it the third time this year I’ve had to rename the cat.

My cat doesn’t do touchy feely. He does scratchy bleedy.

If Cats ran Disney … “Raindrops on roses and stepping on faces. Cries of disgust when I barf on shoelaces. Scratching the sofa then hearing them shout, these are...