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Let’s pretend shall we? I’ll pretend to like cooking, ad you pretend it tastes good.

My wife’s cooking is so fabulous, even the smoke alarm cheers her on.

I read recipes the same way I read romance novels. I jump to the end and think, “that’s not going to happen.”

Either my cooking has improved, or my family’s immune systems have gotten stronger.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes, I even put some in the food.

According to Pinterest, all I need to be a great chef is a crock pot.

My husband’s cooking is so bad that whenever he cooks, we pray after we eat.

My friend’...