Lighter Side

You know when a joke becomes a Dad joke? … When it becomes apparent.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket … you can hide, but you can’t run.

Yesterday I ate a clock … it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.

I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger … then it hit me.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? … An investigator.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

I also have a fear of elevators, but...