August 23, 2023
You know when a joke becomes a Dad joke? … When it becomes apparent.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket … you can hide, but you can’t run.
Yesterday I ate a clock … it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger … then it hit me.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? … An investigator.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
I also have a fear of elevator...