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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid his wife for a whole weekend.

Two fish walk into a bar … Well, they don’t walk, but you know – wait, I’ll start over.

They call him 007 … 0 bites, 0 fish, 7 hours.

OK Nemo, he’s almost to the car. Fifty bucks says I can bring him back here with one splash of my tail.

Sex is great, but fishing lasts all day.

There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant … three fish got battered.

I’m a life saver. I rescue fish from water, and beer from bottles.

Lord, allow me to catch a fish so big, that even I, when telling of i...


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