Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and he can avoid his wife for a whole weekend.
Two fish walk into a bar … Well, they don’t walk, but you know – wait, I’ll start over.
They call him 007 … 0 bites, 0 fish, 7 hours.
OK Nemo, he’s almost to the car. Fifty bucks says I can bring him back here with one splash of my tail.
Sex is great, but fishing lasts all day.
There was a big fight at the seafood restaurant … three fish got battered.
I’m a life saver. I rescue fish from water, and beer from bottles.
Lord, allow me to catch a fish so big, that even I, when telling of i...
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