Lighter Side

My family puts the “fun” in Dysfunctional.

Mom’s casseroles only come in two sizes – not enough, and enough to feed an army with leftovers.

Trust me, when you think you are the most messed up person in the world, go to a family reunion and you will see otherwise.

Remember, be nice to your kids. They’ll be choosing your nursing home someday.

My wife wants to have a family gathering for the remaining family members who still speak to each other.

I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.

Insanity does not run in my family. Instead, it strolls through, taking its time, getting to know e...