I’m sorry, but throwing Saltines into the campfire is not my idea of fire crackers.
For some people, the Fourth of July is the last day they’ll be able to count to ten on their fingers.
Remember, if you drink a fifth on the Fourth, you may not be able to go forth on the fifth.
The Fourth of July in Chicago was different this year. People had to try and guess if they heard fireworks, or gunshots.
This is ridiculous! It’s July 7th and people are still shooting off fireworks. One almost caught my Christmas decorations on fire.
Your illegal fireworks show was great, but your house burning...