Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

I miss being able to slam my phone down when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing “end call” just doesn’t do it for me.

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

I left my phone under my pillow last night and when I woke up it was gone and there was a dollar coin there. I think it was the Bluetooth fairy.

Is it true that the security phones that work at Samsung are called the Guardians of the Galaxy?

Do you mind if I strap your phone to my forehead so I can pretend you’re looking at me when I talk?

No, dumbass, a cellphone and Instagra...