Lighter Side

The latest innovation in office safety is an airbag that activates when your computer crashes so you won’t hurt your head banging it on the desk in frustration.

Uhhh, my computer just told me I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its’ new software.

“How do you think my first day of Kindergarten went?” snapped Johnny at his grandma. “They didn’t even have wifi.”

I’m sure this website is safe. As an extra measure of security, they make you sign in with your Social Security number, mother’s maiden name, your bank account, home address, phone number and date of birth.

When they said Tec...