April 5, 2023
Easter Egg Hunts are proof that your child can find things when they really want to.
Easter Eggs hide because they’re a little chicken.
I’m looking for an adult Easter Egg Hunt. Instead of plastic eggs and little pieces of candy, they hide glasses and cans of cold beer.
If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them, that’s not chocolate.
There’s not point in hunting for Easter Eggs in my house. The only bunnies around here are dust bunnies.
Each year at Easter my mom would send us out into the yard with baskets. Then she’d lock the doors and take a nap.