Customer Service is the art of doing your best to convince a moron that they are not a moron, without calling them a moron.
Did you ever work at one of your coworkers and be like … How the hell do you still work here?
No, I’m not angry with you, sir. I’m angry at the random act of fate that directed your phone call to my extension.
Tomorrow is national “Slap your annoying coworker day.” If you’re not sure who that is, I’d call in sick.
Thank you so much for yelling at me and blaming me for your problems today sir/ma’am. It makes me even more eager to assist you in fixing the...