Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

Bad managers don’t listen to their employees, because it makes them feel insecure when they find out the employees are smarter than they are.

I’d tell my boss to go jump in a lake, but he’d probably just delegate that to me too.

When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work. You can’t reward bad behavior with a positive response.

Simmons, I don’t have time to write performance reviews, so from now on I’ll just criticize you in public from time to time.

I heard you worked so hard you literally passed out for twenty minutes. So, I just want to make it clear that I...