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Shopping Tip #23 – Accidentally buy the potato chips your spouse doesn’t like so you won’t have to share.

The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries … until I unpacked them all and said, “That’s how I want you to do it.”

I don’t know about you, but I still get excited that I can now buy the unhealthy cereal I wasn;t allowed to have as a child.

500 shopping carts at the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed.

At my age, the last girl who checked me out was the clerk at the grocer...