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Mommy, is it true that if I stop believing in Santa I’ll only get underwear like daddy?

Let me get this straight, you want me to sit in the weird guy’s lap because he promises to give me a toy, and parents are okay with this?

Santa doesn’t keep a naughty or nice list anymore. He’s only concerned with who friends him on Facebook.

Why is it that Santa can give toys for free to all the kids in the whole wide world, but he charges $15.95 at the mall to have your picture taken with him?

Santa is staying home this Christmas Eve because every kid will be downloading digital games from...