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What did one Christmas tree say to the other? Lighten up.

How did Scrooge win the football game? The Ghost of Christmas passed.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.

What is the best possible holiday present? A broken drum … you just can’t beat it.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? Because they drop their needles.

What did one snowman say to the other? Is it me, or do you smell carrots?

What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride? A Holly Davidson.

What says Oh, Oh, Oh? Santa walking backwards.

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