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All I want for Christmas is a free refill … of my wallet when I am done shopping.

I got my Christmas shopping done early this year. When you don’t buy anybody anything, it goes pretty fast.

Believe it or not, some people are already done with their holiday shopping … I hate those people.

With all of the pushing and shoving to grab this year’s door busters, they ought to call it “Black & Blue Friday.”

It’s been a rough week holiday shopping. But on a positive note, I didn’t need any bail money and didn’t need to hide any bodies yet.

I’m ready to start my Christmas sh...