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November 16, 2022



What made the cranberries go red? (Seeing the turkey dressing)

Where do you find a turkey with no legs? (Exactly where you left it)

On Thanksgiving Day, all across America, families will sit down to dinner at the exact same moment … halftime.

The turkey was arrested on suspicion of fowl play.

My family told me to quit telling bad thanksgiving jokes, but I just can’t quit cold turkey.

You can tell there are only a couple more weeks until Thanksgiving, the Christmas ads are in full force on television.

The Pilgrims kept having their pants fall down because they wore their buckles...



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