November 16, 2022
What made the cranberries go red? (Seeing the turkey dressing)
Where do you find a turkey with no legs? (Exactly where you left it)
On Thanksgiving Day, all across America, families will sit down to dinner at the exact same moment … halftime.
The turkey was arrested on suspicion of fowl play.
My family told me to quit telling bad thanksgiving jokes, but I just can’t quit cold turkey.
You can tell there are only a couple more weeks until Thanksgiving, the Christmas ads are in full force on television.
The Pilgrims kept having their pants fall down because they wore their buckles...