The Lighter Side
November 2, 2022
What do you mean I’m not registered to vote? I vote every single week on American Idol.
If voting could really change anything, they’d make it illegal.
I see there is a four year gap on your resume. Did you work for the Trump administration? “No, I was in prison. I swear!”
When the pollster asked me who I voted for as I came out of the polling place, I told him I was trying to forget.
Every year I go in and vote for beer … it’s really quite satisfying.
What did Russia do to influence the election? They helped the democrats finally deliver on their promises of transparency....