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October 19, 2022



Silence is golden … unless you have a toddler. In that case, silence is very, very suspicious.

Yes, I’m a mom, but I still like to party. And by party, I mean binge on Netflix and take a nap.

You know you’re a mom when a 15 minute shower with the door locked feels like a day at the spa.

Parenthood is like having a blender that’s always on and doesn’t have a top.

Dad: “He’s finally asleep. I’ll just give him a little Goodnight smooch.”

Mom: “If you wake him up, I’ll rip your face off.”

I have parenting down to a science … every day is an experiment.

Of course...



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