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When I said “Happy Anniversary” to my husband, he only replied, “The adventure continues.”

Honey, you’re the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary.

At first I was happy that you remembered our anniversary, until I realized that the anniversary party you’re throwing is for when you met the guy who sells you cigars.

Happy anniversary dear, here’s a new list of home projects I want you to handle this year.

There’s no one that I would rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to – Happy Anniversary.

I wanted to keep your anniversary gift a...