Lighter Side

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it’s not there to tempt me anymore.

Brothers who steal each other’s snacks, have a nibbling rivalry.

Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.

The fast food restaurant industry just found a new item for the menu … they don’t really know what it is, but once they added bacon, everybody loved it.

I don’t need a menu, just pick the healthiest dish you have, and give it to me deep fried.

You’d be surprised how many people want their indigestion tablets deep...