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Lighter Side

 

August 24, 2022



I’m not saying there’s a lot of rain, but Noah called – he’s going to stop by to pick us up in ten minutes.

With all of this rain, my lawn will drown before I ever get the chance to not mow it.

Rain, Rain, go away, Kids have been inside all day. Screaming, running, oh what fun, Mommy needs more Valium.

I think when I saw a bluegill swim by our living room window, that was a clue that we had a lot of rain.

It only rained twice this summer – once for 35 days, and once for 45.

Mom, call NASA, I want to report an unidentified flying object … oh wait, that’s the sun.

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