I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage … I lost my case.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball was getting larger … then it hit me.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.
I wonder if Chinese tourists get angry when they buy a souvenir from America, only to find out it was made in China.
Please keep making excuses for your kid’s bad behavior. It really seems to be working out well for you.
A teenager is a person who is ready for the zombie apocalypse, but not ready for the midterm math test they a week to study for....