Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

School will be starting soon … Resistance is futile.

Why do I have to write an essay about my Summer Vacation? Weren’t you following me on Twitter?

“But I don’t want to go back to school! Nobody likes me! They tease me and pull my hair, and beat me up. I hate it!” “Nobody said teaching would be easy dear.”

Hello students, today I am going to give you an even smaller wireless device that gives you access to thousands of books and archives … it’s called a library card.

Mom, they gave me detention in school for passing notes … this is why I need a smart phone.

My Summ...