July 27, 2022
Woo Hoo it’s Friday! … Oh Wait, I’m a farmer.
Farmer Proverb: Any man can drive a tractor, but it’s no fun plowin’ without your hoe.
I was going to tell a farmer joke … but it was too corny.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow … “It’s pasture bedtime.”
What does a farmer talk about when he’s milking his cows … “Udder nonsense.”
Cows can turn grass into steak … what’s your super power?
Farmers have pets who poop breakfast … they’re called chickens.
We’re switching vacations with the Jones; They’ll milk our cows and we’ll milk theirs.