The Lighter Side

Yes, I work as a bank teller. No, I don’t “make it rain.”

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

There is a special place in Hell for people who press the call button more than once in the bank drive up.

The bank turned down my loan, but approved the payments.

Poor Steve, he realized that all of those jokes about bankers hours he had been telling were no longer funny after he worked his first ten hour day.

I know we got special funding to do Disaster Loans Mrs. Randecker, but that’s intended for victims of the tornado. Not because you...