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The Lighter Side

 


I’m going somewhere really expensive this summer vacation … the gas station.

I need a summer vacation, but the only tropical thing I can afford is an air freshener.

My summer vacation consists of periodically noticing the exotic beach location I use as a desktop pattern.

I need a vacation. And by “vacation” I mean I need to move away and find a new job … on a beach … with rum.

The closest I get to a vacation is the far-away look in my eyes.

What sucks is that all of the vacation benefits get sucked out of you by the post-vacation workload you come back to.

I’m looking fo...



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