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I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach, so now I am the proud owner of aisle six.

The key to a good marriage is finding someone you can have fun with at the grocery store.

Today’s special offer is 50% off items you don’t really need.

I hate that feeling when someone is standing in front of the item I need, so I pretend to look for something else until they move.

Today’s store tip: Accidentally buy the potato chips your wife doesn’t like so you won’t have to share.

Am I the only one who gets road rage walking behind slow people in the grocery store?

I told m...



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