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Lighter Side

When I’m an old man, I’m going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down.

According to the Kraft Mac & Cheese box, I’m a family of four.

I look really good with a pizza box.

I’m going to petition the government to declare cold pizza a legitimate breakfast.

Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.

I don’t talk to ice cream, but could be convinced with ice cream.

Ask not what you can do for your country … ask what’s for lunch.

Sometimes, it’s better to be alone. Especially when you have chocolate.

DIET stands for Did I Eat That.

Soup is just a way pe...


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