Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

It’s called “fast food” because you’re supposed to eat it really, really, fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.

If the price of food gets any higher, I’m going to start setting out animal traps in my backyard.

Our Heart-Smart Pizza is made with sausage, pepperoni, bacon, rich sauce and four kinds of cheese – all piled high on two defibrillator paddles.

Where do pickles go to fight … in an Onion ring.

The girl is so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Did you hear about the hamburger that couldn’t stop making jokes … it was on a roll.

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