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I really don’t like political jokes … I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

Biden’s tax plan is really simple. If a wheel falls off the canoe, then your dog house will be filled with pancakes.

My girlfriend told me she would leave me if I didn’t support Trump … I said, “OK, Biden”

Donald Trump dodged the draft six times, paid zero in taxes for at least 18 years, was given free media 24/7 for over a year, and STILL thinks the system is rigged against him.

Sometimes I look at Joe Biden and think … the wheels is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

Donald Trump thinks th...