February 16, 2022
My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home décor I can’t afford, recipes I won’t cook, and crafts I won’t make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart and not buying any of it.
I’m painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. Now, people who see my house on Google Earth think I have a pool.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
I’ve decided to add “extensive experience with stupid people,” to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill.
My kids are making it very difficult to be the parent I always imagined I would be.