Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home décor I can’t afford, recipes I won’t cook, and crafts I won’t make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart and not buying any of it.

I’m painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. Now, people who see my house on Google Earth think I have a pool.

The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.

I’ve decided to add “extensive experience with stupid people,” to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill.

My kids are making it very difficult to be the parent I always imagined I would be.

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