Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

They might call the small candy "Fun Sized" but it takes three or four of them to get me mildly amused.

Every Halloween I pretend to be the same thing ... not at home.

I hope it's not too cold this Halloween. I'd hate to have the garden hose freeze before the trick or treaters show up.

People who yell "Trick or Treat" are giving me one too many options.

Nothing says Halloween like Christmas decorations.

You know, some of the kids in my neighborhood actually look better in masks.

What's the big deal about ghosts? I see through people all year.

You don't have to be a witch to know a go...