The Lighter Side
September 29, 2021
Is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane and monocle, selling you other peanuts to eat?
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
Teenagers should be required to read a book for every ten selfies they take.
I have a joke about your girlfriend's podcast, but it's long and boring, and nobody wants to hear it except your girlfriend.
If I threw out everything in my li...
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