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If Babies Could talk ...

"My plan is start crying at 3 am for no reason."

"Why does your voice change every time you talk to me?"

"I came out of your what?!?"

"How do I put this ... you will never 'sleep in' again."

"Please don't talk to me right now. I was up all night keeping my parents awake, and I am absolutely exhausted."

"Does it look like I was born yesterday?"

"I sure hope the boob gets home soon. I'm hungry."

"That's It! Daddy gets three years in jail for stealing my nose!"

"So today in church, some guy in a suit tried to drown me! And I kid you not, my family just stood there taking...


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