The Lighter Side
September 8, 2021
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house ... he got the outside.
"I want a divorce!" she wailed. "But you made a vow in church that we would remain together until death do us part," he snapped. "Yeah, you know you're right," she answered. "Hurry up and drink that tea I just made for you."
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Joe and Ethel went to court to stand before the judge for their divorce, but he noticed that they had three children – so he asked, "How will you divide them?" The two huddled together for a minute, t...